i dont know about the rest of you but im never fucking sleeping again. second time ive had to deal with this dream shit.

[And then 10 minutes later.]

who the fuck is emir?

Guy had more balls than he knew what to do with. Everyone give him a pat on the back when he gets back from being dead.

[HEY ASSHOLE PICK UP THE PHONE]

[pick up the phone :| ]

You know. I was just thinking to myself the other day "if wasn't for the natural disasters, this place would be livable." That's including the zombie maids, the weird monsters, the murders. I kinda like it here. Not that I'm really workin with a "this is way better than my last home" thing cause I didn't live anywhere ( Read more... )

zombies? really? if i had a boner this morning that wouldve been the quickest way to lose it

but hey show of hands who honestly is not surprised considering all the shit that happens here

Let me ask you all a question. It's pretty fucking simple, so pay attention. Did any of you morons bury those bodies up at the store?

[YOU CAN HEAR THE ANGER, EVEN IN THE RINGING]

I don't know about you, but I don't appreciate someone crowding in on my territory when it comes to killing people. Think we should look into this dead meat sack.

So, what the hell does a guy have to do around this god-forsaken, hell-hole to get a good drink down at the bar?